Canada cool with happy penis song ... happy meaning enormous :-P
Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook
Da Vinci's Notebook, Washington, D.C.'s award-winning a cappella quartet, takes four part harmony and stands it on its ear. Described as "Bobby McFerrin and 'Weird Al' Yankovic colliding on stage ..."
Wanna have a listen? (Real Audio)
Lyrics here ... (pdf file)
This SO seems like something my crew would have done back in high school or college ... I recall one incident of filling a car with styrofoam peanuts (to the brim.)
The cliffs notes version is below ... click the links for full story
The Olympian has great pictures and the full story
Yahoo News -- Man's Apartment Encased in Aluminum Foil
What kind of friends coat your apartment — and nearly everything in it — with tinfoil while you're away? Here's a hint: One of the only objects that escaped the shiny treatment was a book titled "Penn & Teller's Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends."
The walls, ceiling, cabinets and everything in between shimmered, after the prank orchestrated by Kirk's longtime friend, Luke Trerice, 26, who was staying in the apartment while Kirk was away.
No detail was too small or too time-consuming. The toilet paper was unrolled, wrapped in foil, then rolled back up again. The friends covered Kirk's book and compact disc collections but made sure each CD case could open and shut normally. They even used foil on each coin in Kirk's spare change.
And to sweeten the theme, they left silver Hershey's kisses sprinkled throughout the apartment.
(Reuters) -- Muschi, a small cat that formed an unlikely friendship with a half-ton bear called "mouse" in Berlin Zoo, has been reunited with her companion after pining outside the bear's cage for months, the zoo said Friday.
Muschi, which means "pussy," has been popular with zoo visitors ever since she appeared in the bear's enclosure three years ago. But the pair were split up last October when the bear was locked in a cage while her living space was enlarged.
Zoo keepers took pity on the distraught cat that had taken to roaming around the zoo and sitting outside the cage, and this week allowed her in the cage with the shaggy female Asiatic black bear called "Maeuschen," which means little mouse.
"They greeted each other and had a cuddle and now they're happy," said Heiner Kloes, a member of the zoo's management board. "The cat has a real fan club, mostly among our older, regular visitors."
No one knows where Muschi, a normal black domestic cat, came from. "She appeared from nowhere in 2000 and we decided to leave them together because they got on so well," said Kloes. "They sunbathed together and shared meals of raw meat, dead mice, fruit and bread."
The enlarged enclosure will reopen in the spring.
heh heh ... get it "at hand" ... heh heh
A classic tale of irony ... one of the most modern cities in the world, without the simplest forms of hygiene. Whatever would Mr. Whipple think about that ...
Tonight an early Christmas miracle happened ... my beloved Dallas Mavericks ended the 13-year jinx against the Los Angeles Lakers opening a can of 110-93 whoopass. The last time the Mavs beat the Lakers on their home court was on this very date exactly 13 years ago.
Who the hell says 13 is unlucky ... here's your moment of zen.
Big props to the rookie Josh Howard who earned his first NBA double-double (not affiliated with the burger) with 17 points and 13 rebounds. Way to grow a mustache rook! (not literally ...) And congratulations are in order to Coach Don Nelson who earned his 1,110th career victory, tying him with recently retired Miami Heat coach Pat Riley for second on the all-time list.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go ...
p.s. Good Luck to Jason White vying for the Heisman Saturday!
Yet another example of "Hmmm ... you really can get a grant to study just about anything!"
"We will have an 'odor footprint' tool that will predict where and for how long odors from a swine confinement facility will occur," Hoff said.
Does it really require a half-million dollar study to determine that a hog farm emits foul odors?
Frithjof Schwesig ... Dirty Vicar of Lampoldshausen ... had ordered 300 copies of a video film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke.
Apparently, the gospel consisted of hard-core porn. I'm wondering how many new parishioners showed at the next sermon? :-)
I cannot wait to see what movie this turns out someday ...
You must read the whole story ... seriously.
In other news of the bizzaro -- IT'S BACK!!!!!!
Apparently I've been offered the enormous opportunity (pardon the pun) to increase my (nonexistent) penis by 3 inches by some anonymous reader of my blog calling themselves "Generic Viagra." Hooray!
Just when I finally got over the spam (not affiliated with the faux-meat) in my mailbox, now I have to deal with it here. It just moves from the snail mail to the telephone to the email to the blog. I guess you can run, but you can't hide.
Here's an article posted today about the new targets of spam
Spammers Now Clogging Blogs, Cell Phones
It's like the skit goes ... spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam.
BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
I opened the door, there he stood. He had monster cable, and a very big tool.
"Are you the cable man?" "Yes ma'am, I've come to fix your caaaaable."
[insert porno music here]
(waaka-chiKka waaka-chiKka wakka-chiKka wakka-chiKka)
Ooooh yeah!
Germans are screaming, moaning and panting for the latest nightlife craze -- porno karaoke.
You've used a coat check ... a valet ... possibly a "mother's day out" program ... now thanks to those innovative Germans you too can use MAN CHECK! For a very reasonable 10 Euros, you can drop off your man at which time you will be issued a receipt/ticket. The men are given a name badge on arrival and they get two beers, a hot meal, televised football and games.
Just think about being able to go on about your busy day unburdened by the moaning and groaning of a man!
When you are finished with your tasks of the day -- simply return, hand in your ticket, and your man will be promptly returned to you. It's as simple at dat!
Note: also known as "Man Kindergarten" ... clearly someone has put them back where they fit in mentally and emotionally ... and no I'm not hostile ;-)
Although I've always made fun of Siegfried & Roy (usually something to the effect of 2 gay men with their pussies) ... but upon hearing this news, I actually felt really bad. They are one of the classic strip shows and vital to the Mirage ... I really hope Roy survives this! It's never been quite so important to say "no kitty, that's a bad kitty!"
Autumn (or Fall as others know it) ... time for sweaters, football, and state fairs! The granddaddy of them all ... The State Fair of Texas ... which is known for being the largest state fair in the United States, and for the delicacies that emerge from large vats of hot grease.
One tasty item that story doesn't cover ... The cool dog! MMMMMMMMMM ice cream hot dog, aaaauugggggghhhhh!
Oh yeah and let us not forget ... the Red River Shootout ... where bragging rights rule. F-OU-R in a row baby!!!!!! Texass sucks!
Hi-ho ... Hi-ho ... to the slaughterhouse we go ... (whistle)
I'm beginning to wonder if Fridays are going to have to become Obituaries day?
Author/Actor George Plimpton dies at 76
'WKRP' Actor/Maytag Repairmain Gordon Jump Dies
Stanley Fafara ('Whitey' from 'Leave It to Beaver') Dies
And today's real shocker ...
BBC Obituary here
Tropical fish are believed to have caused a fire at a Japanese house, fire brigade officials said, warning against the use of electrical plugs near fishtanks. "It is an extremely rare case, but fish are believed to be the culprits," said an official at the Nogata fire station in Tokyo. A fire started behind four fishtanks on August 23, destroying the walls and ceiling of the second floor of the house. "Saltwater fish such as anemone fish ... were in the tanks and seawater is highly electricity-conductive," the official said. "We assume the fish leapt and splashed water onto an extension socket, which was used for lighting for the tanks," the official said. The water is believed to have produced sparks that then ignited the fire.
They drag into his food. Sometimes, he even trips over them. Now they are in the new 2004 Guinness Book of World Records as the longest dog ears.
As Leon Phelps would say, "The solution to your problem is simple...do it doggie style." Yeeeess.
According to Working Mother magazine ... there are companies out there even in this crappy economy (don't get me started ...) that are raising the bar on personal and family-friendly company benefits and programs.
So if you are job hunting ... I suggest you take a peeky at these companies. It might make your servitude a little easier to stomach.
There are a multitude of excuses for poor driving skills ... this one takes the cake. Believe it ... or not.
Keep an eye on your Hersheys with Almonds ...
Goldsby discovered the furry passenger when she returned home. On the advice of a pet store operator, Goldsby made a trap out of a shoe box with peanut butter as bait. Luckily the chipmunk had a sweet tooth because when she checked the box, there it was. Goldsby captured the chipmunk and took it to a wildlife rehabilitation center called Wildcare. The animal was "dehydrated, very scared and stressed out" after the three-day roadtrip, said Melanie Piazza, WildCare's director of animal care. But that wasn't the end of the chipmunk's journey. Bay Area pilot Ray Romano offered the use of his time and his aircraft. Goldsby also accompanied her furry friend on its journey home.
The chipmunk was airborne and Utah-bound Wednesday afternoon.
i·ro·ny: \I"ron*y\ n. 1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: Los Angeles Bans Lap Dancing in Strip Clubs
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This is the coolest thing ever! When I was just a butterfly in my own mother's tummy, ultrasound did not even exist. Today ... (a lotta years later) you can see your baby smile, cry, blink, and suck their thumb as early as 26 weeks along. Usually technology just pisses me off and causes stress ... but just sometimes, it really leaves me stunned and speechless seeing how far things have come along. If you are expecting and have any chance to experience this technology ... it is just amazing!
The startlingly revealing "kaidangku" (literally "open-crotch pants") have made such posterior peek-a-boo a common sight in China for decades — rain, shine or, in a specially padded form, snow.
At first this really disturbed me ... imagining the shock on people's faces when the toddler nearby "squats and drops" ... but as usual, it lead to all sorts of unusual million-dollar ideas (which of course I can't tell you ... you'd steal them!)
Read on ... and decide for yourself?!?
China's "kaidangku" (literally "open-crotch pants") may face extinction
So, you didn't get that scholarship you needed ... and you just don't qualify for financial aid ... what's a nubile co-ed to do in these times of need?
But there is a catch.
"They have to maintain a B or above average," Katzman said. "They have to bring in their transcripts and prove they got the grades."
Ahhhh, that's how all those Ivy League PhD's end up on those shows on HBO ... I suppose a good education is expensive these days.
THE BELOIT COLLEGE MINDSET LIST FOR THE CLASS OF 2007® was released today ... and it was mind-blowing to me how out of touch I feel from these "kids" (since most students entering college this fall were born in 1985 -- when I was 13 years old!!)
*Bert and Ernie are old enough to be their parents.
*An automatic is a weapon, not a transmission.
*They never heard Howard Cosell call a game on ABC. (A travesty!)
*Computers have always fit in their backpacks.
*Datsuns have never been made.
*Michael Eisner has always been in charge of Disney.
*Yuppies are almost as old as hippies.
*They have never seen a First Lady in a fur coat.
But worse ... what they said on their own ...
*For many of them today, it’s all about the “bling, bling.”
(Worst Example: Sarah Hugill, 19, of Livingston, Wisconsin said her high school graduating class voted to add "bling bling" tassles of fake crystals to their graduation caps — for an added fee of $7)
*Peeps are not a candy, they are your friends. (Friends will never replace the sugary, marshmallowy goodness of a PEEP!)
*They have been “dissing”and “burning” things all their lives.
*They can expect to get a ticket for “ricing out their wheels.” (WTF?)
*They knew how to pop a Popple and trade a Pog.
Why is it that I'm always made to feel "old" right around my birthday time? Hmmmph.
Lists from previous years available here.
update ... update ... update
I found this in the "Class of 2003" entry ... ahh I feel better now. Remember when?
1. They owned and operated a "trapper keeper."
2. They can explain the "cha-ching" thing.
3. They know what a "burnout" is.
4. They know what "psych" means.
5. During time in the arcade, they actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game to "reserve" a spot.
6. They know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
7. They know that another name for a keyboard is a "synthesizer."
8. They can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
9. They know who Tina Yothers is.
10. They felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for having sex with minors and videotaping it, because they liked him.
11. They know who Max Headroom is.
12. They could breakdance, or wished they could.
13. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SOOO far away.
14. They thought that "transformers" were more than meets the eye.
15. They can, right now, hum the theme to Inspector Gadget.
16. They wanted to be on Star Search.
17. They can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
18. They wore banana clips at some point during their youth, or knew someone who did.
19. They owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its rear, or knew someone who did.
20. They knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
21. They HAD to have their MTV.
22. They hold a special place in their hearts for Back to the Future.
23. They thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
24. They actually thought Dirty Dancing was a REALLY good movie.
25. They collected Garbage Pail Kids.
26. They actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
27. They remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
28. They own(ed) cassette singles.
29. They were led to believe that, in the year 2000, we'd all be living on the moon.
30. They owned pieces of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
31. Poltergeist freaked them out.
32. They have occasionally pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
33. They know what a Doozer is.
34. They wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
35. They had Swatch Watches (*with SwatchGuards!)
36. They had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
37. They know what a "Whammee" is.
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam sushi and Spam.
It's a lunch meat luau: Spam goes Hawaiian!
"Hawaiians, who eat more Spam per person than any other group in the United States, now have a Spam product of their very own. The can features hula dolls in grass skirts and a recipe for Spam musubi, which consists of a strip of fried Spam wrapped on the outside of a rice ball held in place by dried seaweed. "
Correct me if I'm wrong ... but isn't that Spam Sushi !?!?
Try it yourself, and discover more about Hawaii's strange obsession with Spam.
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
California government has finally shown itself as the circus that we all know it to be ...
At a Green Party event in San Francisco, Ralph Nader got a pie in the puss!
"A man ran into the room, shoved a pie in Nader's face, and ran out. Nader threw some of the pie (back) at the unidentified man as he took off, but the police didn't catch him."
Clearly this is going to become the greatest-est show on earth.
Send in the clowns .... Where are the clowns ...
They're already here ... (from the LA times ... requires free registration, sorry)
Also visit: http://www.free-speech.org/
Time to play ... What is happening here??
1. A whole new crowd goes crazy for Justin Timberlake on TRL ...
2. Someone yelled "FREE MONEY" in a crowded place ...
3. While in Toys-R-Us ... one of the pokemon displays sends an entire crowd into seizures of the Hokey Pokey ...
or
4. A supposed savvy group of individuals (a.k.a. ignoramouses) all show up at a place at an assigned time (like sheep), act out a loose script (no, this isn't going to get you an acting job), and then take off (because clearly they have nothing better to do with their lives) ...
Click here for the answer.
Focus on the donut ... sweet sweet donut ... mmmmmm donut.
The first rule about flash mob is ... you don't talk about flash mob.
Now when I first heard about this (and of course I was only paying about 10% attention as is my norm) I heard the word "flash" and the word "mob" and jumped to the following potential conclusions:
1. Someone was randoming going around flashing mobs of people in public places.
2. A mob of people was flashing unsuspecting individuals whilst cavorting through large metro areas with the wind tickling their fancies.
3. Some quite attractive man flashed his nekkidness to the masses, and was mobbed after being called "the next John Holmes."
This ... I did not expect. It only proves that we have peaked as a society and can now look forward to the fall of our empire and certain extinction.
Can anyone possibly explain this to me ... anyone ... anyone ???
More on this ...
http://www.flashmob.co.uk/
Mob Project 1.0 - Flash Mob Central
SEE GRAVEDIGGER AND BIGFOOT ... LIVE!!!!!
Ahh ... the lure of the monster truck without quite so much of the monster truck "atmosphere."
Of course ... this makes me wonder if an afternoon at the museum might turn ugly -- like an afternoon at the county fair. Anyone in Chicago ... take a trip and let me know! :-)
I just love it when life imitates The Simpsons.
Good Kitty ... now bring mama the diamonds!
And they still deny it's a miracle plant ...
And finally ... the latest "strange thing afoot in India"
What's next ... are they going to 'beep beep beep' as they backup?
And you thought rest stops were just for picking up trucker speed and hookers.
Road rage on the autobahn? Take a break at the first feng shui rest stop
"Calling the site the first of its kind in Europe, proprietors Tank und Rast said the main building's sweeping roof mimicks the rolling hills of Baden-Wuerttemberg state while feng shui advisors have ensured that the design allows an unhampered "energy flow". "
Whether in good sport or not ... smacking the sausage is best left in the privacy of one's own home.
Word of the day ...
onanist
n : a person who practices masturbation [syn: masturbator]
Pittsburgh Pirates' Randall Simon suspended for beating the brat
The Milwaukee Brewers "Super Sausage Team"
And you thought it was just a sketch ...
Hello, and welcome to the 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, which this year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries. And here we are at the start of the first event of the afternoon: the second semifinal of the 100 yards for people with no sense of direction.
Starter: Get set!
Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
And now, over to the other end of the stadium. And here they're just waiting for the start of the 1500 meters for the deaf. And they're under starter's orders.
Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
Well, we'll be coming back the moment there's any action. And now over to the swimming. And you join us here at the Bundesabsurd pool just in time to see the start of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers.
Starter's Whistle: [Whistle]
Swimmers: [Splash]
Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses out. And now over to the start of the marathon for incontinents.
We put in for this event 44 competitors from 29 different countries, all of them with the most superbly weak bladders. Not a tight sphincter in sight. Ready to embark, nevertheless, on the world's longest race and they're just aching to go!
Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
There's Polinski of Poland in the lead, and-and now Brewer of Australia is taking over! ---- And so now it is Alvarez of Cuba, followed by the plucky Norwegian Borg, they're in and out like yo-yos these boys. Well, well, these must be some of the weakest bladders ever to represent their country!
It was somewhere in the neighborhood of $250 million ... sigh. But no, I get the gub'mt cheese -- $6 from having 2 powerballs. That depressed me. But this depressed me even more.
Hi-ho, Hi-ho ... it's back to hiding in school I go ...
MR. T BEATS CANCER WITH CHICKEN AND PEANUT BUTTER DIET
"The A-Team" star Mr. T is bouncing back to great health after being diagnosed with rare T-cell lymphoma thanks to a greasy chicken breakfast and peanut butter. The 51-year-old star insists his odd diet is helping him build up his strength as he continues to beat cancer.
He says, "I eat a whole rotisserie chicken for breakfast every day. It's nice and moist from the health food store.
"Later, I have a peanut butter sandwich with a banana and some apple sauce. All that helps to get me through the day."
Mr T, who is no longer undergoing chemotherapy, says his diet has got him feeling so good that he'd like to jump back in the ring with Sylvester Stallone if the movie star ever gets another planned "Rocky" movie off the ground.
He goes 'Ralph' when he coughs up a hairball
Emerson, almost 3 months old, catnaps in a vase in the Pagination Used Book Store and Fabulous Finds in South Williamsport, Pa. Owner Debbie Perry found both the kitten and a signed copy of a Ralph Waldo Emerson tome at a local yard sale. By the signature was a doodle of a cat. And if that isn't kitty karma, we don't know what is.
Reigning champion C Diddy strums his invisible axe at the U.S. Air Guitar Championship, at the Roxy in Los Angeles.
A little something interesting I read in the most recent Entertainment Weekly ...
THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS' COMICS
"For as often as it's reported that Matrix writer-directors Larry and Andy Wachowski are former comics writers, mention of their specific credits is harder to find that the Zion mainframe. But the books are indeed out there, if you scour enough back-issue bins -- it's just that you might find them filed under "barker, Clive." Back in the early 90's, the British horror-meister partnered with Marvel on several projects, with the Wachowskis contributing stories to Clive Barker's Book of the Damned, a Hellraiser anthology, a Nightbreed spin-off, and even, yes, Hellraiser Spring slaughter. (Only Larry is credited, but as he told EW shortly after the first Matrix installment, "We wrote everything together, but because of certain weird legal deals, [Marvel] didn't know.") The brothers' most recognizable work, though, was in the collaboration with their future Matrix storyboard artist Steve Skroce on Ectokid, part of the short-lived "Barkerverse" superhero line. The title character is a streetwise youth who has the uncanny ability to jump back and forth between the real world and the ghostly "Ectosphere" that overlays it -- and kick butt in both. Talk about deja vu, Neo. -- TR"
Katharine Houghton Hepburn, Hollywood legend and feminist icon,
died Sunday at 2:50 p.m. at her home in Old Saybrook, Connecticut. She was 96.
During her 60-year film career, she won a record four Academy Awards and received twelve nominations.
Katharine Hepburn was a woman I have long admired for her vivaciousness, outspoken nature, incredible intelligence and endless class. May we all learn from her example of a life very well lived.
"Death will be a great relief. No more interviews."
--Katharine Hepburn
Photos of ...
Katharine
Katharine and Spencer Tracy
An array of Katharine Hepburn quotes on a variety of topics ... with my favorites listed first:
"I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex."
"Our Constitution was not intended to be used by ... any group to foist its personal religious beliefs on the rest of us."
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
"Never complain. Never explain."
"Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself."
"It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean."
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only what you are expecting to give - which is everything. What you will receive in return varies. But it really has no connection with what you give. You give because you love and cannot help giving."
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased."
"Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do."
"I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they're good - or because they're lucky."
"Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four."
"Someone asked someone who was about my age: "How are you?" The answer was, "Fine. If you don't ask for details."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
"Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about."
"Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents."
"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
"It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels."
"When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous."
"We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change."
"Without discipline, there's no life at all."
"If you give an audience a chance they will do half your acting for you."
"To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time."
"It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack."
"What in the world would we do without our libraries?"
"I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear."
"I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for other people."
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
"Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh."
"Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it . I would have made a terrible mother."
"I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret...if you have any sense....And if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid."
"Death will be a great relief. No more interviews."
R.I.P.
We're doing just fine ... the fed cuts interest again, millions of people are unemployed or underemployed, the foreclosure rate where I live is out of control (over 100 % on new homes in one county) but we're doing just fine. How is your state doing?
Oh well ... perhaps THIS will help. Indentured Servants please stand up.
P.S. More things to drive you to the top of a clocktower 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Vive la revolution.
Get thee to a nunnery ... then get thee to Caesars.
It's finally here! Season Six of Sex and the City premieres tonight -- Sunday, June 22 at 9PM ET! I'm dying to see if Carrie hooks up with Berger (Ron Livingston of Office Space.) MMMMMMM Berger ...
The cast of "Sex and the City": Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis.
SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED TO MY DOOR. WAITING UPLOAD ...
Hello operator ... I need an exit NOW!
Ok, now I've really heard it all. Rather than just admit "We don't know" you get this ...
Where your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they've turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease 'em a lot cause we've got 'em on the spot
Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Kitty'z in da hizzzzouse! Give it up!
