I thought the outside cat food was disappearing at an alarming rate ... now I know why. I caught the suspect red-handed ... or should I say by the tail?
Looks like we have a Playboy hopeful over at Portia's Pride!
Turnons: Lying naked in the warm sun, licking myself and others, anything that makes me purrrrr.
Turnoffs: Claws, tail-tuggers, biters.
meow baby ... very meow!
Greetings humans ... I am Bitey the cat. My human is always sleeping on the job, so I have decided to pass along things I think you all should bat around the house a while.
*No humans were bitten during the writing of this entry*
Now I saw this today ... what the hell are they thinking? The syntax and dialect on this thing is ALL WRONG! (And if inquiring minds want to know ... yes it comes from Japan *surprise*)
You can read more about it and a dog version called Bowlingual here.
What I am really angry about though is how my human "conveniently" forgot to inform me about this live wire that was supposedly on cable last month.
MEOW TV!
Now that's what I call real entertainment! Squirrels and birds and mice! YEAH!
So why are they not showing this anymore? Anyone ... anyone?@?
Here is some press about it from a while ago ...
There are 85 million cats living in 35 million homes in the United States. And all of us are being deprived of our meow tv! Kitties unite in a letter writing campaign to bring back our Meow TV!!!!
I WANT MY MEOW TV!
*licks paw and begins grooming*
UPDATE!!!! -- ATTENTION HOUSTON AND TAMPA CATS (and those in surrounding regions)!! Meow TV is holding auditions for you and/or your humans to humiliate themselves on national TV! Go HERE to find your location and get your fuzzy buns out there! Make us proud!
Hey there sucka' ... dat's right, I'm a real OG from da wessiiieeede. I know some homies dat can roll up on yo' ass faster than you can toke da nip.
Hell yeah! Peep this ... but don't be playah hatin' cause they ain't scared to pop a couple claws in yo' ass. No shiznit.
