Canada cool with happy penis song ... happy meaning enormous :-P
Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook
Da Vinci's Notebook, Washington, D.C.'s award-winning a cappella quartet, takes four part harmony and stands it on its ear. Described as "Bobby McFerrin and 'Weird Al' Yankovic colliding on stage ..."
Wanna have a listen? (Real Audio)
Lyrics here ... (pdf file)
In response to a Wisconsin man's threats to sue his cable television company Charter Communications for conspiring to turn his entire family into a bunch of couch potatoes ... Charter's local public relations director, John Miller, said:
(And here's the quote I so dearly love ... )
(Exception to the rule ... watching Texas Hold'em poker ... which is as medically addictive as nicotine.)
I admit it ... I just added this because I wanted to say that.
A county in the central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh is offering perks to policemen who grow moustaches which seniors argue add to the stature of the men in uniform, a report said.
** Found over at ARBlog: After breaking up with high school sweetheart Butthead, Beavis ran into hard times.
** Also from the pages of Odd Blog ... It will pump you up and be back
You know you want to see this ...
Thirty-five million Californians are getting their first taste of The Governator - a new beer commemorating the Golden State's 38th governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Brewed and bottled by Pumping Iron Brewing Company, The Governator Ale comes in a strapping, 22-ounce bottle adorned with a flexing beau, paying homage to the Austrian-born bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor. Released in time for the holidays, The Governator will be available statewide through the end of spring for approximately $2.99 a bottle.
"The big surprise is that The Governator, behind its novelty packaging, is actually top-notch," says Pumping Iron Brewing spokesperson Jerome Chicvara. "We're hoping this is a sign of things to come in Sacramento."
The Governator Ale is a craft-brewed ESB (extra special bitter) styled after England's finest "session" beers. The ale is easy-drinking, well-hopped and a bit stronger in alcohol than most craft beers.
Now you too can experience the amazing feeling of "the pump" as you lift your beer up and down building your puny biceps into towering muscles! ;-P
This SO seems like something my crew would have done back in high school or college ... I recall one incident of filling a car with styrofoam peanuts (to the brim.)
The cliffs notes version is below ... click the links for full story
The Olympian has great pictures and the full story
Yahoo News -- Man's Apartment Encased in Aluminum Foil
What kind of friends coat your apartment — and nearly everything in it — with tinfoil while you're away? Here's a hint: One of the only objects that escaped the shiny treatment was a book titled "Penn & Teller's Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends."
The walls, ceiling, cabinets and everything in between shimmered, after the prank orchestrated by Kirk's longtime friend, Luke Trerice, 26, who was staying in the apartment while Kirk was away.
No detail was too small or too time-consuming. The toilet paper was unrolled, wrapped in foil, then rolled back up again. The friends covered Kirk's book and compact disc collections but made sure each CD case could open and shut normally. They even used foil on each coin in Kirk's spare change.
And to sweeten the theme, they left silver Hershey's kisses sprinkled throughout the apartment.
(Reuters) -- Muschi, a small cat that formed an unlikely friendship with a half-ton bear called "mouse" in Berlin Zoo, has been reunited with her companion after pining outside the bear's cage for months, the zoo said Friday.
Muschi, which means "pussy," has been popular with zoo visitors ever since she appeared in the bear's enclosure three years ago. But the pair were split up last October when the bear was locked in a cage while her living space was enlarged.
Zoo keepers took pity on the distraught cat that had taken to roaming around the zoo and sitting outside the cage, and this week allowed her in the cage with the shaggy female Asiatic black bear called "Maeuschen," which means little mouse.
"They greeted each other and had a cuddle and now they're happy," said Heiner Kloes, a member of the zoo's management board. "The cat has a real fan club, mostly among our older, regular visitors."
No one knows where Muschi, a normal black domestic cat, came from. "She appeared from nowhere in 2000 and we decided to leave them together because they got on so well," said Kloes. "They sunbathed together and shared meals of raw meat, dead mice, fruit and bread."
The enlarged enclosure will reopen in the spring.
Want to see American Actors hocking Japanese products (a la Lost in Translation)
Japander
Hubble's newest game show ... 10,000 galaxy scavenger hunt!
Galaxies, Galaxies everywhere!
(sorry for the broken links earlier ... I hadn't had my crack for the day when I posted ... you know how it is before you have your first rock of crack for the day)
Because at some point, every man, woman, and child alike should enjoy some free ass :)
heh heh ... get it "at hand" ... heh heh
A classic tale of irony ... one of the most modern cities in the world, without the simplest forms of hygiene. Whatever would Mr. Whipple think about that ...
