I opened the door, there he stood. He had monster cable, and a very big tool.
"Are you the cable man?" "Yes ma'am, I've come to fix your caaaaable."
[insert porno music here]
(waaka-chiKka waaka-chiKka wakka-chiKka wakka-chiKka)
Ooooh yeah!
Germans are screaming, moaning and panting for the latest nightlife craze -- porno karaoke.
A tree's leaves may be ever so good,
So may its bark, so may its wood;
But unless you put the right thing to its root
It never will show much flower or fruit.
But I may be one who does not care
Ever to have tree bloom or bear.
Leaves for smooth and bark for rough,
Leaves and bark may be tree enough.
Some giant trees have bloom so small
They might as well have none at all.
Late in life I have come on fern.
Now lichens are due to have their turn.
I bade men tell me which in brief,
Which is fairer, flower or leaf.
They did not have the wit to say,
Leaves by night and flowers by day.
Leaves and bark, leaves and bark,
To lean against and hear in the dark.
Petals I may have once pursued.
Leaves are all my darker mood.
-Robert Frost "Leaves Compared With Flowers"
A recent trip to the local discovery gardens produced some beautiful butterfly photos. They were housed in a greenhouse enclosure (with approx. 1,000 released each week.) It was pretty mesmerizing to watch. Take a peeky for yourself :-)
I thought the outside cat food was disappearing at an alarming rate ... now I know why. I caught the suspect red-handed ... or should I say by the tail?
Just a note here ... before you decide someone is stone dead, try giving them a cold shower just to make sure. Always good to be sure someone is fully dead before doing anything drastic.
Douse of cold water brings "dead" Indian man back to life!
TEXASS /TECKS'ASS/
The University of Texas @ Austin
1. The eyes of Texass have been blackened by OU!
2. Texass sucks!
3. Hype
OU /OH'YOU/
The University of OKlahoma located in Norman, Oklahoma.
Home of the SEVEN time national champions in football.
1. The OU football team kicked some Longwhorn ass. BOOMER SOONER! TEXASS SUCKS!
2. The OU Sooners are still number ONE ... and Mack Brown is still a ZERO.
You've used a coat check ... a valet ... possibly a "mother's day out" program ... now thanks to those innovative Germans you too can use MAN CHECK! For a very reasonable 10 Euros, you can drop off your man at which time you will be issued a receipt/ticket. The men are given a name badge on arrival and they get two beers, a hot meal, televised football and games.
Just think about being able to go on about your busy day unburdened by the moaning and groaning of a man!
When you are finished with your tasks of the day -- simply return, hand in your ticket, and your man will be promptly returned to you. It's as simple at dat!
Note: also known as "Man Kindergarten" ... clearly someone has put them back where they fit in mentally and emotionally ... and no I'm not hostile ;-)
Pay a visit to the Blogger Boobie-Thon ... and make a small donation for breast cancer research and education!
This is the final week for donations and photo submissions ... so get to it!
Although I've always made fun of Siegfried & Roy (usually something to the effect of 2 gay men with their pussies) ... but upon hearing this news, I actually felt really bad. They are one of the classic strip shows and vital to the Mirage ... I really hope Roy survives this! It's never been quite so important to say "no kitty, that's a bad kitty!"
October is breast cancer awareness month ... and the Blogger BoobieThon is in full "swing" huh huh. Go on over and give a buck for boobs!
