In response to a Wisconsin man's threats to sue his cable television company Charter Communications for conspiring to turn his entire family into a bunch of couch potatoes ... Charter's local public relations director, John Miller, said:

(And here's the quote I so dearly love ... )

"Even though we consider our services to be a very powerful entertainment product, I don't think it's reached a medical level yet where it could be proved to be addictive," Miller said.

(Exception to the rule ... watching Texas Hold'em poker ... which is as medically addictive as nicotine.)